return my video game
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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