If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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