it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
