Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Found the puke drawer
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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