I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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