Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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