Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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