You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I didn't notice because vodka
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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