He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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