you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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