whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
someone owes me an orgasm
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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