Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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