My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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