So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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