he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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