dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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