I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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