HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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