my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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