How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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