Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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