i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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