I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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