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Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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