hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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