Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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