so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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