Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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