do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
