3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
