just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I love you. Go after that dick
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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