Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
accomplished twins. life is a go
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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