That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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