The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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