Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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