"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Everything about him screamed your future.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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