In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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