You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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