That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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