Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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