sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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