READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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