What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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