stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
