i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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