Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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