so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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