so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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