return my video game
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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