Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Enjoy the penises
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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