YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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