No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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