The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Randomize
