This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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