I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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